[WARNING the folowing journal entry is only 20% true]

[WARNING this is the result of being bored in ICT, do not try this at home]

This is charlotte sat in ICT, and i have in my hand, a pen dirive with 738 trogens downloded onto it. Now i must ask you, should I put it into the school computer to get my ICT work, or suld I sit hear, wondering wather I have some thing very danjuruse in my hand.

Kery: Charlotte, do you no how to get this game up, its blocke?
Me: hu?
Kery looked at my computer screen: why are you looking at a picture of an alien on your screen?
Me: wa?
Kery is now looking at my pen drive, she grabbed my hand and trys shoveing the pen into the computer.
I jolt back hiting Kery's arm
Kery: auch!
Sir looks and comes over: whats going on?
Kery is grabing her arm
Me: Sir, I am holding a pen drive in my hand that may unleesh a deadly virus onto the schools comupter sistem, and delite every file on the schools system.

Now Sir did not belive me, so this is the point where everything is a lie.

Sir gets down on his nees and beggs for his forgiveness: Chgz, plz whatever you do, do not plug it in, I swere I will do anything!!!
Me: any thing? well then give me an A* for every corce I have ever taken, and will take.
Sir thinks about it: Deal!

One week l8r:

I quit school 2 days ago and aplyed for a job as the queens computer tecnishon. As this is made up, I get the job, and I am the very first Queens computer tecnishon, under the age of 16. I w8ed 4 the computer to malfunction, then I pretended to fix the computer and I w8ed 4 them to find out, I did this for as long as I could, and slowly got to no prince charls. I druged him, and forsed him to ask me to marry him.

One year l8r:

I am queen. slowly makeing my way towords my gole as world leeder. I own the worlds computer sistem and every computer, in the universe that planet earth nose about, is in my controle. With the pen dirive in my hand, and the world listening to my voice, i say:
GIVE ME THE WORLD, OR I WILL PLUG THIS INTO THE WORLDES COMPUTER SYSTEM, EVERY FILE EVER MADE, ALL THE INFORMATION OF THE WORLD, WILL BE DELITED, IF I PUT THIS DRIVE INTO THIS SLOT.
president of the usa: No.
I slowly place it into the whole, and w8ed for the virus to download. nothing. I finely found out that my pen drive was unerfected. crap. this was not my looky day.